Ganked fromqueenserenity42 and so_zanie:
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Balsamic Vin.
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Sam's Drive In, in Byron, IL
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Gladstone's, in Malibu, CA
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: peperoni & mushrooms
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter & Jelly
Q: What is your favorite type of gum?
A: I don't chew it anymore—I did all the time as a kid
Q: Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Q: Number of contacts in your email address book?
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Work: Crater Lake across both monitors, Home: sword and dagger plate from Paulus Hector Mair's fight manual.
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: Three: One we use, the other two are dormant.
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Q: What’s your best feature?
A: I've been told my hair and my eyes
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Q: Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: Last time? Still have 'em.
Q: What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A: Sword case.
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Not that I remember, but I've come close a few times.
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: No thanks
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?
A: First sight? No. First meeting? Possibly.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: I've thought about it before, but am happy with both sets I use.
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: Many, many times.
Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A: Not directly.
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: Yes, but again, not really directly.
Q: Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A: Yeah, probably.
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: No way.
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: Never is a very long time—no.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Depends on the brand and quality.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Tempting, but no.
Q: Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never saw it, and don't plan to.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Depends on who.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Flip flops are the creation of purest evil.
Q: Where were you born?
A: Cook Co. Hospital, Chicago, IL
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Several months ago, I didn't slow down through a speed change area near home. The cop was cool, and gave me a warning—I haven't had a ticket in about 15 years.
Q: What did you want to be when you grow up?
A: A rock star.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: What is this you speak of?
Q: Last friend you talked to?
Q: Last person you called?
Q: Person you hugged?
Q: Missing someone?
A: No, but yes.
Q: Listening to?
A: John Prine
A: The computer screen
Q: Worrying about?
A: A lot—certain people, life, work, etc.
Q: First place you went this morning?
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Leave work
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Fantastic 4, II
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Sort of
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try to be
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Try and get some work done