For now, though, here was the best line I heard from Pennsic (sorry, epiccoterie, I think this takes the cake ^_^).
"Rapier melees are like a bunch of monkeys trying to screw a coconut."
Needless to say, I laughed a very long time...and happen to think that this is a pretty accurate statement, too. ^_^
Anyway, to protect the source of the comment, I'll leave it up to him to fess up to it or not.